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Stupid is as stupid does.....

Evening all. Welcome to a new series, bringing you choice snippets from the twilight world of a truly stupid tweeter. Enjoy!

Thursday, 14 June 2018


There are literally no words

Precisely what you have done to me 

Bad News

Carla, we've had your X-rays back, pet.

It's worse than we thought

Saturday, 9 June 2018

Dimmer than a total eclipse

Here we go again

Okay, Carla Fuckflange 

Here is your opportunity, the floor is yours. Get that evidence out and prove to me that I'm someone I'm not

Tuesday, 5 June 2018


I haven't asked the author, so I hope he doesn't mind, but this. THIS.

Saturday, 2 June 2018

In your own good time.....

CarlaTwat, so dense that light bends around her, has claimed the following

Okay - let's leave aside the lies about the ''toileting spots'' for a moment and keep it simple, Carla


Where have I ''dissed the dogs'' ?

In your own good time, kindly produce an example from any of my blogs. 

Off you go, sweetcheeks.  

Friday, 20 April 2018

Too funny for words

Because Carla never does that. No sir. Never  

Saturday, 7 April 2018


What is it with these idiot stalkers?

I don't know if this thought ever flits across your tiny mind, but what other people read and choose to comment upon is none of your fucking business. The fact that you have been wearing your glorious leader's arse as a hat is not helping her much, either.

Anyway, just wanted to pop in and say ''fuck off"

So, fuck off.