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Stupid is as stupid does.....

Evening all. Welcome to a new series, bringing you choice snippets from the twilight world of a truly stupid tweeter. Enjoy!

Thursday, 4 October 2018

Warning - hypocrite sirens activated

I really just can't even.........

Carla, you steaming great fraud, do you remember claiming that I was Walker? And Wright?

Seriously, you want to give yourself a shake, petal.  

Friday, 17 August 2018


Here is Carla's latest pearl of wisdom

Are you completely mad?

How about them being 'evidence', Carla, you barmy cockwomble? 

You don't hand evidence to the police and then distribute it to all and sundry because some mental on the internet wants to have a nosey. 

Friday, 3 August 2018



Well that's strange. You have been spreading lies about me for the last year. I'm not Walker, I'm not Wright, but on a daily basis you perpetrate the lie that I am, a lie that seems to originate with you and has now been picked up by others.

So when you say "I won't tolerate lies against anyone, regardless of who they are" I guess you mean unless the source of the lies is you.

Like this, for example:

Friday, 29 June 2018

This is what happens if you don't get enough cuddles as a child.....

You are such a sad act, Carla.

Fortunately, everyone knows you're a fkn loon.  

Thursday, 14 June 2018


There are literally no words

Precisely what you have done to me 

Bad News

Carla, we've had your X-rays back, pet.

It's worse than we thought

Saturday, 9 June 2018

Dimmer than a total eclipse

Here we go again

Okay, Carla Fuckflange 

Here is your opportunity, the floor is yours. Get that evidence out and prove to me that I'm someone I'm not